As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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