the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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