im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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