he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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