what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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