So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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