I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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