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Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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