i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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