No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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