oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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