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That's how twitter works, right?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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