what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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