I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I got inside last night via doggy door
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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