my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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