No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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