So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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