is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
