I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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