I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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