Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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