Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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