Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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