brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
