how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We are two peas in an std pod
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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