What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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