Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
All I want is dick and wine.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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