I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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