Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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