I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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