hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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