By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Randomize
