I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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