If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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