why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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