small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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