Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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