She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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