ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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