do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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