so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
