Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
wakey wakey hands off snakey
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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