My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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