We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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