that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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