is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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