Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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