so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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