She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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