fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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