Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I want a musical about memes.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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