I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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