drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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