am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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