I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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