well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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