it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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