I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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